At The Services...
AT THE SERVICES...
I get major deja vu by writing this. James was on his way to Cornwall when he got hungry so he stopped at a services to go and eat something. "Can I have a large milkshake and fries please" he asked a waiter. "Anything else?" She asked. "Nope" he said. So he sat and ate his food.
Then he had the sudden urge for the loo. After he paid he ran down the services like a lunatic trying to find the restrooms and eventually found them. There was a huge queue to get into the male and female bathroom, he really didn't have the time for this.
After what seemed an eternity of suffering he was nearly at the bathroom when his bladder exploded. A woman probably in her 30's came up to the man and led him into the baby change and laid him on the changing table. She wiped him clean and took off his jeans and pants and put him in a diaper.
A young toddler was holding the woman's hand and said "why is he wearing a nappy" and then burst out laughing. The woman handed him some jeans she had bought for herself. They didn't quite fit but it was a good size.
"There and here!" She said offering some diapers. "No, no I'm fine!" He said. "But only babies wet their pants and babies need diapers!" The woman said. She said she'd be happy to drive him where he needed to go and let her husband drive her car back.
Eventually they found out they were going to the same place and she had a house that was on rent. He declined all these offers than hopped back into his car speeding away until they were left there stranded.
Written By: Creepy
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