Her job description - Short concept that will NOT have a follow up -- (Author) Fiammaverde
Her job description - Short concept that will NOT have a follow up -- (Author) Fiammaverde
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Author: Fiammaverde
Timestamp: Feb 23, 2021 at 2:45 PM
Content: It was something I never tried in real life, so I was sure from the beginning that it was a dream. I knew it was a dream, but its resolution was good enough to make it seem super realistic. Driving slowly on the 5 rows boulevard, I was sure that the ladies were checking me in the same way I was checking them: suspiciously but greedily. Somehow, my dream-self did choose and the car stopped. The hourly fare was negotiated and finally agreed.
“Good boy, still in dry pants. Now, my first rule is to play it safe. We cannot risk to have to deal with puddles because you forget to go potty in due time. So, while you’re with me, you will wear some very comfy and very safe special undies.”
I knew what she meant. I felt myself blushing. “So, you really don’t trust me to stay dry?” I sourly asked.
She smiled condescendingly. “Nah, I’m sure you’re very good at staying dry, under normal circumstances. Constantly focusing on staying dry however can be stressful, and I wish for you to completely relax. Sometimes, when you fully relax, it could happen to have a little leak: that’s perfectly ok, if you’re in… special undies. Don’t worry, it will be our little secret. You just have to follow my instructions and stay worry-free.”
She surely was sweet and my life was indeed stressful. I just wanted to surrender, to let someone else worry about consequences. “Just to be sure, what sort of service do you offer?”
Her smile was more naughty, now “I specialize in redecoration of spent, grey souls. If you let me in, I will take off the rubbish you have accumulated through the years, take away the dust and fix the stuff that is apparently broken. Then I can train you on how to better use your emotional tools. You don’t have to be ashamed, we all have some silly stuff in our minds and also some unpleasant old bad things that we have allowed to grow too much and that we later discover we are unable to get rid just by ourselves. I will help you to accept the good stuff and to get rid of the not-so-good, with no need to feel guilt for anything. And, as a bonus, I will also make sure your bladder keeps voiding in little unstoppable spurts long time before you get bothered by the urge to pee.”
A rather challenging job description, for a scantily dressed young lady waiting on the sidewalk for her customers and getting paid by the hour.