STAR TREK HAVE PHASER - WILL TRAVEL - THE PERSONAL LOGS OF GTYRR THE CAITIAN -- (Author) caitianx

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Author: caitianx
Timestamp: Sep 18, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Content: TO: STARFLEET CENTRAL COMMAND; SAN FRANCISCO, NORTH AMERICAN UNION, TERRA PRIME, SECTION 31
FROM: G'TYRR, LT. COMMANDER, FIELD AGENT (RETIRED)
LOCATION: SPACE STATION DEEP SPACE 9, BAJOR SOLAR SYSTEM
DATE (TERRA PRIME STANDARD): SEPTEMBER 18, 2424
TIME (TERRA PRIME STANDARD): 11:48
MESSAGE:
A WEEK AGO I LEFT MY RETIREMENT HOME ON TERRA PRIME.
LET US FACE IT, I WAS GETTING BORED WITH BEING RETIRED AND HANGING AROUND THE HOUSE WITH MY MALE HUMAN PARTNER 24/7.
YES.
I AM GAY AND WE ARE MARRIED.
MY PARTNER RETIRED AT AGE 80 FROM STARFLEET.
HE WAS A LOWER DECKS ENGINEERING TECHNICIAN ON THE FEDERATION WARP-FIGHTER CARRIER/HEAVY PLANETARY ASSAULT STARSHIP, THE USS SCREAMING EAGLE.
BY CONTRAST, MY CAREER HAS BEEN CLOAK AND DAGGER, STAYING IN THE SHADOWS AND PERFORMING THE DIRTY WORK THAT CAN NEVER BE DISCUSSED TO KEEP THE FEDERATION SAFE FROM INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL ENEMIES.
NO!
I AM NOT SOME KIND OF SECRET POLICE "THUG".
I ONLY GATHERED INFORMATION.
I WAS NEVER CALLED UPON TO BE A CAITIAN VERSION OF AGENT 007, JAMES BOND, THE FICTIONAL TERRA-PRIME HUMAN SPY.
YES.
I AM A CAITIAN.
ON TERRA PRIME I STICK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB.
MY GREY MANE AND HEAD TO TOE FUR MARK ME OUT AS ELDERLY AT MY AGE OF 66.
ANYWAY, I AM AT DEEP SPACE 9 TO VISIT DOCTOR JULIAN BASHIR, MY OLD PRIMARY CARE PHYSICIAN FOR A MEDICAL CHECKUP AND ADJUSTMENT OF MY NEURAL IMPLANT EXO-SKELETON.
YOU SEE...
I AM DISABLED SINCE BIRTH.
CEREBRAL PALSY AND AUTISM.
STARFLEET ACCEPTED ME 46 YEARS AGO, BECAUSE OF MY EXCELLENT MEMORY AND ATTENTION TO DETAILS, NOT MY PHYSICAL AND DEVELOPMENTAL DISABILITIES.
WELL, I HAVE TO GO THROUGH AIRLOCK SECURITY AND GO TO THE MEDICAL CLINIC ON THE PROMENADE DECK...

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Author: caitianx
Timestamp: Sep 18, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Content: TO: STARFLEET CENTRAL COMMAND; SAN FRANCISCO, NORTH AMERICAN UNION, TERRA PRIME, SECTION 31
FROM: GTYRR, LT.COMMANDER, FIELD AGENT (RETIRED)
LOCATION: SPACE STATION DEEP SPACE 9, BAJOR SOLAR SYSTEM
DATE (TERRA PRIME STANDARD): SEPTEMBER 18, 2424
TIME (TERRA PRIME STANDARD): 17:01
MESSAGE:
AFTER PASSING THROUGH AIRLOCK SECURITY I REPORTED MY PRESENCE TO DEEP SPACE 9 STATION COMMANDER GENERAL KIRA NERYSE. I DID NOT WANT THERE TO BE ANY MIS-UNDERSTANDINGS AS A "RETIRED" FROM DUTY STARFLEET SECTION 31 AGENT. I AM ON MY OWN TIME, NOT ON STARFLEET'S TIME CLOCK. SHE THANKED ME FOR THE ASSISTANCE I RENDERED TO THE BAJORAN MILITIA DURING THE DOMINION WAR.
ONCE THAT FORMALITY WAS DONE, I TOOK THE LIFT DOWN TO THE PROMENADE DECK LEVEL AND I WALKED OVER TO THE STATION'S MEDICAL CLINIC.
YES.
I WAS EXPECTED.
I HAD A PROPERLY SCHEDULED MEDICAL EXAMINATION APPOINTMENT.
DOCTOR BASHIR'S MEDICAL SECRETARY CHECKED ME IN AND PULLED UP MY MEDICAL RECORD CHART.
I THEN SAT DOWN IN THE SMALL WAITING ROOM FOR IT TO BE MY TURN IN ONE OF DOCTOR BASHIR'S MEDICAL EXAMINATION ROOMS.
NEXT TO ME WAS A YOUNG MARRIED VULCAN COUPLE WITH AN INFANT WAILING UNCONTROLLABLY.
BEING AUTISTIC, ALTHOUGH I LIKE CHILDREN, THE INFANT'S CRIES WERE STARTING TO DRIVE ME INTO COGNITIVE/EMOTIONAL SENSORY OVERLOAD SHUT-DOWN.
AT MY AGE OF 66 I KNOW ENOUGH TO NOT HAVE A SNARLING/YOWLING CAITIAN AUTISTIC-STYLE MELTDOWN IN PUBLIC.
ANYWAY, VULCAN INFANTS CRY AND SCREAM JUST AS MUCH AS PROFOUNDLY YOUNG CAITIAN CUBS WHEN THEY ARE SICK OR IN PAIN.
OR FOR THAT MATTER, HUMAN INFANTS.
ILLNESS IN CHILDREN IS UNIVERSAL, REGARDLESS OF SENTIENT SPECIES.
AFTER A FEW MINUTES DOCTOR BASHIR'S PREVIOUS PATIENT, A "TAUR" KNOWN AS A "H'QQ" EXITED THE OFFICE.
SHE WAS STARFLEET AND SHE WAS VERY PREGNANT AND EXPECTING.
THEN THE YOUNG VULCAN FAMILY WERE USHERED-IN BY DOCTOR BASHIR'S BETAZED NURSE-PRACTICONER.
THE CLOCK TICKED BY FOR AROUND 50 TERRAN STANDARD MINUTES.
WITH MY SENSITIVE CAITIAN HEARING I COULD HEAR THROUGH THE WAITING ROOM DOOR, THAT THE VULCAN INFANT HAD BECOME QUIET.
AFTER A FEW MINUTES MORE, THEY CAME OUT OF THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE WITH A PRESCRIPTION FOR THEIR LITTLE ONE.
NOW IT WAS MY TURN.
I FOLLOWED DOCTOR BASHIR'S NURSE-PRACTICONER INTO ONE OF HIS EXAMINATION ROOMS.
I SAT AT THE END OF THE EXAMINATION TABLE WHILE SHE RAN HER MEDICAL TRICORDER OVER ME.
"G'TYRR, YOU ARE DUE FOR A MALE CAITIAN PROSTATE GLAND ANTIGEN TEST."
YEAH!
WE ELDERLY CAITIAN MALES ARE ALSO SUBJECT TO PROSTATE GLAND ENLARGEMENT IN OUR ELDERLY YEARS.
SHE PULLED OUT A PREPARED TEST TUBE TO TAKE A BLOOD SAMPLE.
I WILL NOTE, THAT AS A CAITIAN WITH AUTISM, I HAVE NEVER LIKED "NEEDLES".
BUT I GOT USED TO GETTING THEM IN MY ARMS AND IN MY HIND-QUARTERS.
EXACTLY LIKE HUMANS, EVEN IN THE 25TH CENTURY WE CAITIAN ELDERLY MALES ARE PRONE TO CONTRACTING PROSTATE CANCER.
CAITIAN OR HUMAN, OUR REPRODUCTIVE ANATOMY IS SIMILAR, WITH THE EXCEPTION THAT WE CAITIAN MALES HAVE BACKWARD CURVING SPINES COVERING THE END OF OUR "YOU KNOW WHAT".
DOCTOR BASHIR'S NURSE-PRACTIONER WAS QUITE EFFICIENT AT JABBING ME IN MY RIGHT ELBOW TO GET A GOOD BLOOD SAMPLE.
SHE THEN LEFT TO RUN IT THROUGH THE OFFICE'S MEDICAL LAB.
I WILL GET THE RESULTS BY SUNDAY, THE 22ND ON MY OWN TRICORDER.
A SHORT TIME LATER DOCTOR BASHIR ENTERED THE EXAM ROOM.
"G'TYRR! IT IS ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU!"
"I AM FINE."
"MY PARTNER IS BACK ON TERRA PRIME WITH OUR ADOPTED GRANDCHILDREN IN NEW DERRY, NEW HAMPSHIRE."
"AS YOU KNOW, THEY WERE ORPHANED IN THE DOMINION WAR."
"BOTH OF THEM JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO STARFLEET ACADEMY IN SAN FRANCISCO."
"WELL, G'TYRR, IT IS TIME TO GET DOWN TO THE TASK AT HAND."
"FIRST, HOW IS THE SPASTICITY IN BOTH YOUR LEGS?"
DOCTOR, I DO ADMIT THAT IT HAS BEEN INCREASING AS I HAVE BEEN AGEING."
"THE CAITIAN FORMULATED BACLOFEN IS NOT AS EFFECTIVE" AS IT WAS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND SERVING ABOARD STARSHIPS."
"EVEN WITH MY EXO-SKELETON, I AM TIRING OUT MORE EASILY."
"IT IS TO BE EXPECTED WITH LIVING WITH SPASTIC DIPLEGIA CEREBRAL PALSY SINCE BIRTH."
"ALSO, HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING THE CAITIAN FORMULATED FUROSEMIDE FOR THE EXCESS FLUID AROUND YOUR HEART?"
"YES."
"VERY IMPORTANT."
"YOU CAITIANS ARE HIGHLY PRONE TO CONGESTIVE CARDIAC FAILURE AND AT THE AVERAGE CAITIAN LIFESPAN OF 80, YOUR SPECIES LIVES ARE SHORTER THAN US HUMANS."
AFTER A FEW MORE QUESTIONS AND ANOTHER MEDICAL TRICORDER SCAN, DOCTOR BASHIR ASKED ME TO TURN AROUND, PULL DOWN MY DISPOSABLE DIAPER FOR A PROSTATE GLAND EXAM.
WHILE HE PERFORMED THIS, I LET OUT A YOWL.
"YOU ARE OKAY G'TYRR, I DO NOT FEEL ANYTHING ABNORMAL."
"GET YOUR DIAPER BACK UP TO NOT HAVE AN ACCIDENT ON MY EXAMINATION ROOM FLOOR."

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Author: caitianx
Timestamp: Sep 21, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Content: TO: STARFLEET CENTRAL COMMAND, SAN FRANCISCO, NORTH AMERICAN UNION, TERRA PRIME, SECTION 31
FROM: G'TYRR, LR. COMMANDER, FIELD AGENT (RETIRED)
LOCATION: SPACE STATION DEEP SPACE 9, BAJOR SOLAR SYSTEM
DATE (TERRA PRIME STANDARD): SEPTEMBER 20, 2424
TIME (TERRA PRIME STANDARD): 21:13
MESSAGE:
A SINCERE APOLOGY FOR NOT REPORTING IN YESTERDAY.
I REQUIRED SOME TIME TO REST AND ADJUST AFTER DOCKING MY OWN "PRIVATE" DANUBE-CLASS RUNABOUT AND REPORT IN TO THE STATION COMMANDER AND VISITING MY LONG-TERM PRIMARY CARE PHYSICIAN DOCTOR JULIAN BASHIR.
ALTHOUGH RETIRED I STILL FEEL I NEED TO STILL KEEP "WORKING".
I STILL HAVE MY "LEGAL" CROSS-FEDERATION "OPEN CARRY PERMIT" FOR BOTH MY HAND PHASER AND MY PHASER RIFLE.
SIMPLY CALL ME "PALADIN" OR "HAVE PHASER - WILL TRAVEL".
PARDON MY REFERENCE TO THE ANCIENT TERRAN WESTERN GENRE TELEVISION PROGRAM, "HAVE GUN - WILL TRAVEL".
OUT HERE ON THE "FRONTIER", THERE ARE STILL OUTLAWS AND OTHER TROUBLES THAT NEED TO BE DEALT WITH.
THE "RANGERS" HAVE THEIR OWN WAY OF ASSISTING THE POWERLESS OUT HERE.
THIS MORNING I RAN INTO FORMER THE BORG, 7 OF 9, WHO YOU DEBRIEFED AFTER THE USS VOYAGER RETURNED HOME FROM THE DELTA QUADRANT.
SHE HAD PICKED UP A SHIPPMENT OF NEW HAMPSHIRE, NORTH AMERICAN UNION SIGARMS, INC. MANUFACTURED "REPRODUCTION" AK-47 ANTIQUE ASSAULT RIFLES TO DELIVER TO THE ZEON/EKOS SOLAR SYSTEM.
EKOS AND ZEON ARE A BASIC WARP-1 CAPABLE UNIFIED PLANETARY SYSTEM. ONLY IN THE LAST 20 YEARS HAVE THEY BEGUN TO COLONIZE THE NEAREST UNINHABITED SOLAR SYSTEMS THE FEDERATION ALLOTTED THEM
WHEN THEY ACHIEVED BASIC MEMBERSHIP IN THE UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS.
I HAVE MY OWN WAY, AS A LONE WOLF TO USE THE CLICHE.
I WILL REPORT IN TOMORROW.