What A Dumb Thing To Do
WHAT A DUMB THING TO DO
Hello my name is Johnny. And you talk about doing something stupid but I did. This happened on July 17 of 2006. It was a real hot day so I stayed inside for the day because it was to hot to be outside. Well about 1:30 am I got it in my head to take a walk it was still about 87 or 88 outside but that was cooler than it was that day. So I got my shirt on and as I said it was still hot outside so I thought I would take my walk in just my diaper and shirt. "bad ideal"
I was about a half mile from my house when a car came up behind me. So I get over off the road to let the car pass but it did not pass it stopped and it was a policeman. He asked me what I was doing and I told him that I was taking a walk and only lived about a half mile from where I was. He said at 1:30 am in just a shirt and diaper. I said yes it was hot and no one was out so why not. He said but why in just a shirt and diaper. I said because I like to wear diapers and like I said it's hot out here.
Then he asked me if I had some kind of problem. Well like an idiot I said yes I do I don't like nosey cops. "Don't ever say that to a cop", He got real mad over that and said would you like to go down town and explain that to a judge? I said NO and started to walk away and he said where do you think your going I'm not done with you. I said well I'm done with you and I'm going home.
He then got out of his car and told me to get up against his car and took me to the police station where I was then taken to the hospital because they thought I was a NUT! I had to spend 2 weeks in a psych-ward over that. But I did learn something, don't ever tell a cop you don't like nosey cops. And don't take a walk in just a shirt and diaper. Looking back I guess all and all it was a stupid thing to do. But it's seemed like the thing to do at the time........From a real nutcase Johnny........
WRITTEN BY: Johnny